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@rondetto Said

My wife wanted me to get more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Then I ignored her the rest of the day for no reason.
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When I went to the doctor’s this morning the last person I thought I'd see was a heavily tattooed guy from Madrid.
He said " Yes, nobody expects the Spanish inked physician."
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Just about had it with Amazon
Every time I order chicken pellets and grain they ask for feed back!
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New series on Netflix about male bladder issues.
Streams hourly!
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Me: Bike for sale?
Seller: Yes.
Me: What's the lowest you'll go on it?
Seller: 2 km/hr. otherwise you'll fall off.
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Marathon runners with inappropriate footwear usually suffer the agony of defeat.
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I find it rather odd that people say Jesus used to be a carpenter.
I've got all of their records, and I can't recall him singing on any of them..
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