Misheard lyrics thread!

Inspired by Discord of course in the Post Your Mind thread:



:Lol:

"The girl with kaleidescope eyes" = "The girl with colitis goes by"

Hey Jealousy by Gin Blossoms.
Heard as "Hey Jesse" even after I knew the song.

Actually: Hush hush keep it down now voices carry

Hear as: Hush hush vote now Bush vs Kerry

In voices carry by Til Tuesday.

Basically I mishear a lot of s***.

"Smoke on the water, fire in the sky"

"Smoke on the water...fire engine guy"

"Please don't stop the Music"

Hazel stop the music"

Nooo...its "Slow motion walter...the fire engine guy"

Things just dont seem to be going right..

heard as


Bang sister..dont save her ohhh we'll get it right

Jimi Hendrix "Purple Haze" - "Scuse me while I kiss the sky" which makes absolutely NO sense I believe it is "Scuse me while I kiss this guy"

Read the lyrics and see which one fits better.

Purple haze all in my brain
Lately things just don't seem the same
Actin' funny, but I don't know why
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky (this guy)

J.R.

'Brim full of Asher'

To me will always say ' grim poodle basher'

Listen to it and tell me it doesn't!

Grim poodle basher on the 45....

So thanks for ruining that song for me.

Dude looks like a lady.

Do it like a lady.

/thread

Actually, I kind of think kiss the sky makes sense. I don't know the song tbh, but it sounds like a getting high song, in which case, kiss the sky is potentially a metaphor.

"My Little Deuce Coupe" by the Beach Boys

Still sounds like "My little douche coupe" to me!

I can't hear this song without getting the misheard lyrics in my head

Oooops, I started a thread here and then realized one already existed: https://www.theforumsite.com/forum/topic/Misheard-lyrics-thread-/464499
Sorry my bad. Tried to delete my topic but can't seem to find away to do that.
So, if a mod comes by this way, would you mind terribly deleting this topic for me as I know duplicate topics are not a good thing.
Sorry for the blunder and thanks in advance for your help!