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treebee On April 13, 2015
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#1New Post! Nov 27, 2005 @ 14:06:28
I was in the supermarket this morning and it was the usual chaos, kids screaming, married couples arguing, frightened old people and i was trying to push my trolley around in the but supermarket, you know when you keep banging into, or get behind the same person, well that happened!

This man was like Johnny Bravo and he was walking so slowly but had his shoulders, pecs and arms taut and clenched the whole time. He was completely sauntering trying to look hard!

I ask you who is this dude trying to impress!! On a Sunday morning in a supermarket???

He really annoyed me because he would NOT get out of my f***ing way! He was so busy looking big and hard all the time.

Jeez, is he likely to get into a bottle fight in Morrisons at 11.30am???

I understand that it is natural to try and look menacing when feeling menaced, but for christs sake!!! Has he walked about like it so long, he cant walk any other way???

Anyway thats my rant!!
rob On May 30, 2011




Warrington, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Nov 27, 2005 @ 14:12:29
tracyann38uk On July 02, 2006

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Middlesex, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Nov 27, 2005 @ 14:16:52
lmao here i see people all the time like that in th shops, and i have to say something my kids are like MUM shut it lol, but to me they walk like they s*** themselves
treebee On April 13, 2015
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#4New Post! Nov 27, 2005 @ 14:18:50
Yeah maybe he s*** himself!!! I never thought of that!
papaumau On May 28, 2006




, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Nov 27, 2005 @ 14:29:03
Here's the story...

It's a "guy" thing !

Those of us who have good physiques or who are handsome always go about posing and trying to get people to look at us ! Its the way of the beast I am afraid.

Those of us that are small or skinny or fat or ugly or lacking in self-confidence do the exact-opposite and try to melt into the surrounding furniture.

I guess that as humans we are programmed to advertise ourselves to the masses as available and as being fit to be a good mate and to be able to reproduce.

Yep...the human animal is much more animal than human most of the time I am afraid ! 8) 8)

But HEY.....Don't pretty girls do that too ?
treebee On April 13, 2015
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#6New Post! Nov 27, 2005 @ 14:32:30
Well i have been known to stick em out from time to time paps!
papaumau On May 28, 2006




, United Kingdom
#7New Post! Nov 27, 2005 @ 14:40:40
Yeah...of course you have Treebee !

We are all showoffs when we have stuff to show off.

SHOW IT OFF...you will feel better afterwards.
treebee On April 13, 2015
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#8New Post! Nov 27, 2005 @ 14:42:52
You know for some reason I am a bit scared about showing it off, thats why i have a toad as my av, it hase taken me 6 weeks to load any proper pics of me on here!

Dont know why - some bastard must have done some psychological damage along the way!

Ho hum - thats nothing new
elektrakosh On September 29, 2007




, United
#9New Post! Nov 27, 2005 @ 14:46:20
I can't help but laugh when I see a guy strutting around like a turkey on heat... Funny as hell!
treebee On April 13, 2015
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#10New Post! Nov 27, 2005 @ 14:48:04
Hey Kosh

I shall forever be seeing turkeys now!
papaumau On May 28, 2006




, United Kingdom
#11New Post! Nov 27, 2005 @ 14:56:03
Admit it Elektra....

When they strut their style you check them out and grade them for possible stuffing and eating. If you see one you like you take it home and baste it with oil until it is fully done !
annski729 On July 24, 2016




, United States (general)
#12New Post! Nov 27, 2005 @ 15:04:12
Maybe he liiiiiiiked you
treebee On April 13, 2015
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#13New Post! Nov 27, 2005 @ 15:07:12
Oi you aint killing this thread!

I was behind him all the time and i was thinking he had a tiny a** but not in a pervy way, even his a** annoyed me!!

reiko On March 27, 2006

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New York, New York
#14New Post! Nov 27, 2005 @ 15:08:33
My boyfriend sometimes struts around but he looks so goofing when doing it that I think, or hope, that he is just kidding around lol
elektrakosh On September 29, 2007




, United
#15New Post! Nov 27, 2005 @ 15:49:58
@papaumau Said
Admit it Elektra....

When they strut their style you check them out and grade them for possible stuffing and eating. If you see one you like you take it home and baste it with oil until it is fully done !
I was almost doubled up! I could see him for the tears of laughter!
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