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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




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#1New Post! Apr 27, 2010 @ 17:34:22
Mary, we've been dating for a number of years. We live in our own places, drive our own cars and cook our own meals. I think we should live together now that times are getting hard. It would be easier and cheaper.

Mary says, whose house would we live in?

John says, mine, it's paid for, it's bigger and we would be more comfortable.

Mary says, whose car would we keep?

John says, yours as it's newer and rides better than mine.

Mary says, who will do the cooking?

John says, you cook and I'll do the dishes.

Mary says, what about sex?

John says, infrequently.

Mary says. Is that one word or two?
Ruslannon On May 09, 2021

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Ruslannon On May 09, 2021

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#3New Post! Nov 26, 2020 @ 02:42:46
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