Man charged with battery for farting near cop

https://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26877682/
---Sucks to have eaten Mexican food prior to an arrest

F**ck me they can arrest you for anything these days.

"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,"

This is ridiculous!

ouchy
and there was I feeling mistreated for peeing in a hedge!

IF he was lighting his farts on fire in the cop's direction, maybe it could be somewhat threatening?

That is crazy.

That cop was bullied as a kid...

Next he'll book the DUI driver for calling him names

The cops around here only seem to dislike you if you're not from around here. They don't really care about much else.

cant he dispute it on the grounds of it being his natural defenses? its like arresting a hedgehog for being spiky.

it's a biological weapon. the cop was well within his rights. haha

my very first post and i'm laughing to hard to think of anything witty to say...damn!

I wonder if he can be charged with 'assault with a silent, but deadly weapon.'

You've gotta be kidding me!

Wow!!
And here was me thinking that there were real criminals out there!!

Saying that i am sure we have a real problem with drive by farters here in england!!

*Farts in the thread. Gets arrested.*

What?!