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rondetto On 36 minutes ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 03, 2023 @ 14:12:41
A man was walking down a street in town.

A magic Fairy appeared in front of him.

'I can grant you 3 wishes, she oozed
'What is your first wish ? '

' I would like an everlasting pint of Guinness' replied the man,

The fairy waved her wand, and a pint of Guinness appeared.
The man drunk from the glass, and it was good. The glass refilled itself, and the man consumed the second pint.

This carried on a number of times, with the glass being refilled automatically.

The Magic Fairy, wishing to get on with the matter in hand asked

' And what is your second and third wishes?'

The man replied

'I'll have another 2 pints of them, please'
Darkman666 On about 18 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 03, 2023 @ 19:12:51
@rondetto Said

A man was walking down a street in town.

A magic Fairy appeared in front of him.

'I can grant you 3 wishes, she oozed
'What is your first wish ? '

' I would like an everlasting pint of Guinness' replied the man,

The fairy waved her wand, and a pint of Guinness appeared.
The man drunk from the glass, and it was good. The glass refilled itself, and the man consumed the second pint.

This carried on a number of times, with the glass being refilled automatically.

The Magic Fairy, wishing to get on with the matter in hand asked

' And what is your second and third wishes?'

The man replied

'I'll have another 2 pints of them, please'


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