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rondetto On about 2 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jul 04, 2019 @ 16:53:02
My pal asked me, "Why are you getting a divorce?"

I told him, "My wife wasn't home the entire night and in the morning she said she spent the night at her sister's house."

He said, "So what?"

I replied, "I know she's lying because I spent the night at her sister's house!"
darkman666 14 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jul 04, 2019 @ 16:58:15
@rondetto Said

My pal asked me, "Why are you getting a divorce?"

I told him, "My wife wasn't home the entire night and in the morning she said she spent the night at her sister's house."

He said, "So what?"

I replied, "I know she's lying because I spent the night at her sister's house!"




my ex-wife told me that when we married that I lying around the house soo much. she was going to kill me, and I use me as a door mat.
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