Loch Ness Monster

Two Scottish fishermen have captured the Loch Ness Monster according to reports coming from the UK. This comes after recent reports that Bigfoot was caught in the USA.

The Monster, said to be over 200 feet in length and weighing over 3 tonnes became entangled in fishing nets - the two men, Jock Mactavish and his friend Jock Mctavish hauled the beast aboard their vessel 'The Jock' and now have it hidden in a secret location.

As yet Mactavish and Mactavish have refused to comment - however local police office, PC Jock Mactavish told me "I know these lads and they don't tell lies - if they have got Nessie then I believe them."

Others from their village also believe the story.

School master Jock Mactavish and local pub landlord of 'The Jock', Jock Mactavish both told me that they had seen the men dragging something through the 'Toon' earlier that morning.

"It's Nessie all right" said another man "or my name is not Jock Mactavish" which, of course, it was.

This is funny! This is DAYS after a hoax in the USA where 3 guys said they found a dead "bigfoot." They released photos that looke realistic and had a press release. It went further then they thought it would. It turned out it was a bigfoot costume stuffed with road kill and other nasty stuff.

Here is the link.

You are JOCKing surely.










Everybody knows The Lochness Monster was caught 5 years ago by Hamish McKie.

Well, I never knew that? I think someone is scamming us!

I'm Lost...

Turn left at the Post Office then go straight ahead.

Now that WAS a good series, well the first one was anyway..

Was this a joke or a short story...where everyone has the same stupid name?

I mean who's called 'Jock'?

surely it was a funny short story??







Apologies if i took the micheal inappropriately....xx

you do get people with the same name...
but they dont get nessy

sounds like something a bunch of jocks would do

Are there actually people called Jock?