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Silver_Lining On November 29, 2019
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STOKE-ON-TRENT, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 05, 2009 @ 19:23:36
A little old lady answera a knock at her door to be met by a travelling vacuum cleaner salesman. Before she had a chance to speak, the man tips a bucket full of dog s*** over her carpet and explains
"Madam if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of that dog s*** from your carpet, I'll eat whats left"

"Well, she says. I hope you're f***ing hungry, 'cause the bastards cut my electricity this morning"
Moomin On March 18, 2010

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Derbyshire, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Sep 05, 2009 @ 19:25:39
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spadge On February 18, 2010
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Santa Land, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Sep 05, 2009 @ 19:29:14
SpoOny On November 26, 2017
Crazy Cat Lady





Moo-Box, Finland
#4New Post! Sep 05, 2009 @ 19:30:21
ohSNAP On September 26, 2009




Nowheresville,
#5New Post! Sep 18, 2009 @ 04:45:54
that's a good one!!
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