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rondetto On about 19 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Feb 21, 2020 @ 11:18:08
Johnny: Dad, I've decided to get married

Dad: Wonderful, do you have a girl in mind ?

Johnny: Yes, Grandma. She said she loves me, and I love her - she's the best cook and story teller in the whole world.

Dad: That's nice, but there's a problem.

Johnny: What's that ?

Dad: She happens to be my mother. How can you marry my mother ?

Johnny: Why not, you married mine.
Darkman666 On about 11 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Feb 21, 2020 @ 18:57:29
@rondetto Said

Johnny: Dad, I've decided to get married

Dad: Wonderful, do you have a girl in mind ?

Johnny: Yes, Grandma. She said she loves me, and I love her - she's the best cook and story teller in the whole world.

Dad: That's nice, but there's a problem.

Johnny: What's that ?

Dad: She happens to be my mother. How can you marry my mother ?

Johnny: Why not, you married mine.



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