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Little Henry and Becky are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.

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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




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#1New Post! Aug 31, 2010 @ 00:34:54
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Henry goes to Becky's father to ask him for her hand. So Henry bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Becky are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Henry, you are only 10.. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Henry replies, "In Becky's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Becky."

Again, Henry instantly replies, "Our allowance, Becky makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine."

Mr. Smith is impressed Henry has put so much thought into this.

"Well Henry, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?"

Henry just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little guy is adorable.
GSnap On March 02, 2019




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#2New Post! Aug 31, 2010 @ 00:37:08


You're a mess !! Love your little quips !!
Wingsy On November 26, 2023
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#3New Post! Aug 31, 2010 @ 00:41:58
tickyette On May 07, 2012




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#4New Post! Aug 31, 2010 @ 01:07:22
Funny!!!
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