Like it says on the tin

Ever bought something from the shop and thought..."Well that didn't work" If only advertisments were more honest, I wouldn't spend so much money on crap!

Yep. I hate that too! That stupid razor that never goes dull, but it doesn't cut either

Yeah, Super Glue that sticks to your skin and nothing else

The power of advertising

So true! When it looks so big on paper but is only one quarter the size they make it out to be

Too true.

I have covered my living room in 'One Coat My f***ing Arse' ...

The colour reminds me of sex and poo!

I think the experts call it beige!

So trues
Are chocolate bars where you live getting thinner than a cardboard box too where you live,And bacon looking like tissue paper.

I bought a hair removing thing once...It was like a heavy duty sander...It was ment to GENTLY rub the hair away whilst GENTLY removing dead skin cells......LIKE f***......removed the skin alright, like paint stripper! and not a single hair out of place...That was for sure my worst buy!

I think that right there kind of explains itself, lol

Heres another

the advert for andrex ultra says 'have a happy period'! Now, obviously i'm going into terrotary i don't have any personal experience of but well...i'll leave it at that!

Is there ever a happy period, It's more like a get out of sex card!

No there isn't a happy period...i've never had one anyway and i'm talking strictly about time there, ok!!