Once upon a time there was the Great Sky God. He was and remains the overseer of all that was/is/ever will be. He really isn’t a “he”, biologically speaking. Great Sky God is a bit aloof.
There was also the Mother Earth. She is the provider of life. She really isn’t a “she”, biologically speaking, but is closer to being a “she” than a “he”. Mother Earth is very down to earth.
One day (and I use the word “day” both loosely and metaphorically) they had a child, an offspring of sorts. This was the Cave Bear. The Cave Bear is the representation of motivation, desire, inspiration, etc., as well as some not so positive adjectives & adverbs. It should be here noted that the Cave Bear is a shape shifter. That is to say that some recognize (or see) the Cave Bear as coyote, raven, fox, snake, Dwayne Johnson, Rachel Welch, etc.
This was the original trinity: Great Sky God, Mother Earth & the Cave Bear.
Now one day Cave Bear was playing in its cave, but it was dark. Cave Bear complained to the Mother Earth, who, being a good mother, spoke with the Great Sky God about the problem.
Great Sky God thought for a moment or two. It should be here noted that time means nothing and is irrelevant to the Great Sky God, so “moment or two” is really not accurate and just a place filler in this recording of events. Anyway, Great Sky God came up with a great solution: David Copperfield.
And thus there was light.
It should be here noted that David Copperfield knows exactly what light is, but he is a jerk and won’t tell anyone. Someone once asked David what the speed of light was “relative to”.
David winked and replied, “No thank you.”
Oct 08, 2018 @ 20:42:57
