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rondetto 0 minutes ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jul 29, 2022 @ 16:38:17
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of
it?
A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in a an old age home, feeling better every day. You get
kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when
you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40
years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink
like a fish, party your backside off, and jump on anything that moves -
you've only got a few years left, so why not?!?
Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you
become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a
baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with
luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger
quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm!......Heaven!!!
Darkman666 On about 20 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jul 29, 2022 @ 22:37:05
@rondetto Said

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of
it?
A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in a an old age home, feeling better every day. You get
kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when
you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40
years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink
like a fish, party your backside off, and jump on anything that moves -
you've only got a few years left, so why not?!?
Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you
become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a
baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with
luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger
quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm!......Heaven!!!


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