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waldo On August 02, 2016
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#1New Post! Mar 16, 2010 @ 11:29:57
On the first day God created the dog and said.
"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this i will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said " Thats a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and i give you back ten years."

So God agreed.

On the second day God created the monkey and said.
"enterain people, do tricks and make them laugh. for this i will give you a twenty year life span."

The monkey replied. "Monkey tricks for twenty years? thats a pretty long time to perform. how about I give you ten years back like the dog did?"

And God agreed.

On the third day God created the cow and said.
"You must go out into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this i will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said "Thats kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty years and i'll give you the other forty."

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man and said

"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this i'll give you twenty years."

But the man said "Only twenty years? could you possibly give me my twenty, the fourty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay" said God, "You asked for it."


SO that is why for our first twenty years we eat,sleep,play and enjoy ourselfs. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entatain the grandchildren. and for the last ten years we sit on the porch and bark at everyone.


LIFE HAS NOW BEEN EXPLAINED TO YOU
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Uhlan Bator, Mongolia
#2New Post! Mar 16, 2010 @ 12:31:53
The last part is very insightfull!
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