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Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a "Ladies" Night Club.

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HiImDan On August 02, 2021




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#1New Post! Feb 20, 2010 @ 06:31:20
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.

In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just sticks it to one of his butt cheeks again.

Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me (her?) Now everyone's attention is focused on me (her!!!), and the guy is egging me (her, dammit!) on to try to top the $50. My brain is churning as I reach for my wallet..

What could I do? - the woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks and left!
sTreetAngeL On April 22, 2021
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#2New Post! Feb 20, 2010 @ 06:42:09
!!!!!!!!!!
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