Kristy has a solution to every problem

BP Oil Leak;
Seal/Fill in with Mighty Putty.... cement might work too.

Oil affected animals;
Clean fish, dolphins, plants, birds and animals off with Oxyclean... or Dawn dish detergent (that's what they use on TV).

Global warming;
Jack s***, imaginary problems needn't be solved. Just don't litter.

Ocean pollution;
Big a** nets.

Illegal immigration;
Great Wall of America

North Korea;
Grenades

Canada;
Not a problem

Poverty;
f*** you, make your own way in the world. This is the land of opportunity.

Racism;
Shut up and get along.

Air Pollution;
HELLA Fabreeze

Forest Fires;
1. Water. 2. Don't do s***, it's nature's way.

Deforestation;
STOP CUTTING DOWN TREES, RETARD.

Middle East;
...Giant dome over the middle east, have them all duke it out, open dome in 30 years, see what's left. Natural selection, plain and simple. (just make sure you run oil lines for oil access everywhere else in the world)

Ke$ha;
....Okay, one thing I can't solve.




Disclaimer; Kristy does not accept responsibility in any action taken upon her advice, do so at your own risk. There is no guarantee that the above solutions are fully/at all effective. All solutions Copyright 2010.

Not one of your solutions is any good.

Yeah, well neither is your grammar.

This one is good.

Thank you!

(I really hope everyone realizes this is a joke)

No no my grammar is fine. The solutions are more the problem.

VERY GOOD.

Fine solutions. You've just done what everyone else does, and that's creating a final problem. How do you plan on paying for all that?

Im gonna see my Gramma over the weekend.

Haha, THAT is not my problem.

Wtf more do you want from me? I went through all the trouble of getting you a damn solution? Now you want me to fund it too?
Greedy jerk.

The others are funny, but that one is just plain stupid!

It's the way I feel.
You can get out of any situation, including being poor.
Many people have done it, and I don't buy that if you're born that way you stay that way.

Nah, but tons of people are poor and havent a hope in hell of escaping it coz of their country being s*** or corrupt or whatever. Hard work like in that silly work ethic thing needs opportunity and luck too.

But I like the others! lol.

Oh, I was talking abot the US.

Depends in which 3rd world country you're in, kinda.