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Juansmith had been drinking at a pub all night

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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! Nov 21, 2008 @ 15:20:20
Juansmith had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So Juansmith stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!!" "What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look. "The pub called -- you left your wheelchair there again."
loveis On January 15, 2010
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In the mirror,
#2New Post! Nov 21, 2008 @ 17:37:44
frogie003 On January 20, 2010




SOUTHLAKE, Texas
#3New Post! Nov 21, 2008 @ 18:23:45
hahahaha too funny
Delta62 On March 30, 2024
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manchester, United Kingdom
#4New Post! Nov 21, 2008 @ 18:25:27
id be running if i where you but still funny
JuanSmith On September 11, 2020
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Near Eucalyptus Trees, Califor
#5New Post! Nov 22, 2008 @ 15:59:53
remind me not to be a drunk once I'm on a wheelchair again.
Jaimie On September 18, 2016
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St. Louis, Missouri
#6New Post! Nov 22, 2008 @ 16:01:33
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