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Jokes And Messages To Send To Your Friends

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mariefrizzell On February 09, 2006

, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 31, 2005 @ 14:49:37
You Are Summond To Cupids Court For Being Fit As And Trespassing In My Fantasy's.
If Found Guilty You Will Be Sentence To 3 To 4 Hours Of Hot Sex With Me..
How Do You Plead?

2: 4 Things Not To Say In A Gay Bar.
1. f*** Me It's Hot In Here...
2. Can I Push Your Stool In?
3. Toss You For The Next Round!
4. Can I Bum Your Cig? (English Thing Lol)

The Test.
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."
bek On December 11, 2006

, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Jan 31, 2005 @ 15:48:43
lol i like the last one
Ko On January 25, 2011

949 Orange County, California
#3New Post! Jan 31, 2005 @ 17:03:47
nice!! (thumbs up!)
earz On March 12, 2017

ask me, United Kingdom
#4New Post! Jan 31, 2005 @ 18:25:06
earz On March 12, 2017

ask me, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Jan 31, 2005 @ 18:25:32
im gony send someone the first one coz thats my style!
djrockstar_2 On May 22, 2006

back to being alone .........,
#6New Post! Feb 03, 2005 @ 15:52:43
he he he i like the last was funny....pineapples...
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