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kyahbean

Williamstown, Massachusetts

Mar 04, 2006 @ 03:37:35

He looks so stupid in his pinstripes...and he cut his hair and looks like a moron now!!

I am too lazy to find pics of him in his pinstripes with his doofy new haircut...but he looks really gay!!

reiko

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New York, New York

Mar 04, 2006 @ 03:39:19

A tool?

paramour

Purgatory Beach,

Mar 04, 2006 @ 03:41:23

A screwdriver? Hammer? Ratchet perhaps?

kyahbean

Williamstown, Massachusetts

Mar 04, 2006 @ 03:41:29

@reiko Said
A tool?

Yeah. I just tried to find a definition of it in this context...and realized that it doesn't exist.

But he's a tool. Trust me.

intoxsickated

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Suburbia Hell, California

Mar 04, 2006 @ 03:43:13

my sister-in-law use to be in love with him when he played for oakland.

i don't get it?

that guy is so ugly, he could make an onion cry!

treebee

Government Hooker

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London, United Kingdom

Mar 04, 2006 @ 03:43:38

I know what a tool is, but whats a Johnny Damon?

paramour

Purgatory Beach,

Mar 04, 2006 @ 03:43:40

@kyahbean Said
Yeah. I just tried to find a definition of it in this context...and realized that it doesn't exist.

But he's a tool. Trust me.

Try slang dictionaries. There are several that include it.

paramour

Purgatory Beach,

Mar 04, 2006 @ 03:45:28

still not sure that's the definition you want . . . That would be like Bush saying that he's a tool for [G]od.

kyahbean

Williamstown, Massachusetts

#10

Mar 04, 2006 @ 03:45:52

@treebee Said
I know what a tool is, but whats a Johnny Damon?

He played for the Red Sox as their star lead off hitter for a long time, and this year the Yankees offered him more money and he went over to the dark side.

kyahbean

Williamstown, Massachusetts

#11

Mar 04, 2006 @ 03:46:39

@paramour Said
still not sure that's the definition you want . . . That would be like Bush saying that he's a tool for [G]od.

I thought it was funny...cuz he looks like a puppet in those pinstripes. But I haven't found a slang dictionary yet.

kyahbean

Williamstown, Massachusetts

#12

Mar 04, 2006 @ 03:48:19

Here's a definition from a slang dictionary...but I dunno if Damon really cares about being accepted..

But he certainly fits the rest of the description.

tool n 1. a person who is impressionable, easily used by others; LOSER; WANNA-BE. ("That guy is such a tool. He would do anything to be accepted." )

Edited: March 04, 2006 @ 03:48

paramour

Purgatory Beach,

#13

Mar 04, 2006 @ 03:49:27

Just google slang dictionary.

There are loads, some better than others. I know I've been to urban dictionary, slang site, no slang, and some surrealist slang place.

reiko

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New York, New York

#14

Mar 04, 2006 @ 03:49:49

@kyahbean Said
Here's a definition from a slang dictionary...but I dunno if Damon really cares about being accepted..

Then I'm a tool!

kyahbean

Williamstown, Massachusetts

#15

Mar 04, 2006 @ 03:50:04

@paramour Said
Just google slang dictionary.

There are loads, some better than others. I know I've been to urban dictionary, slang site, no slang, and some surrealist slang place.

I did, silly!

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