Jeremy Clarkson Quotes and Citations

Yes. This is Poetry.

"Bus drivers are road nazis"

[about Ferrari Enzo] "Ferrari is so pleased with it, they've named it after the founder of the company. They call it the Enzo. That'd be the same as Lotus calling their next car...?The Colin". "

[right after something goes wrong or proves to be very difficult during a challenge] "How hard can it be? "

Classics, all of them

James May: What's the Norwegian for "Oh, cock"?

[Talking about a long German word for a gearbox]
Jeremy: Do you know what that means? You speak German.
James: I do.
Jeremy: What's the only German you can say?
James: (speaking in German) "Aber ja, nat?rlich Hans nass ist, er steht unter einem Wasserfall."
Jeremy: What's that mean?
James: "Naturally Hans is wet, he's standing under a waterfall"
Richard: Ok...
[Audience laughs]
James: I use it all the time.

James: Well, hang on. You say that, I think I'd actually direct quite a good porn film.
Jeremy: If you directed a porn film, it would be you arriving at the house of the woman in the stockings and you'd go [Jeremy takes on a deep voice in imitation of James] "I've come to fix your boiler". And then you just fix it.
James [considering]: Might be. What's wrong with that?