It's the way I tell em

@rondetto Said

I was in an Indian restaurant last night and I tried curried pelican for the first time. It was very nice but the bill was enormous.
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I'm writing a new musical about a builder who rips everyone off.
It's called "Roofer on the Fiddle."
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My wife was allowed to visit me one last time before I started my prison sentence.

"I've baked you a cake," she said, "And I've hidden something inside it that might help you in there."

"What is it ?" I asked nervously, "A tiny rock hammer?"

"No silly, a tub of Vaseline!"
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"Come into the bedroom and I'll show you a good time," I said to the wife.

When she came up I showed her pictures of me and my mates before I met her!
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