Irish drunks

A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address."
The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question.
"I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy."

there is two pilots on an airplane getting ready to take off.one of the pilots really drunk. the drunken pilot was looking at the runaway, then, he said to other pilot, " look down, those people look like ants! " so, the other pilot said to drunken pilot, " yea! because they are ants, we haven't left the runaway, yet! "