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Name: Hal
Age: 28
About Me: I have a clockwork skeleton and a wooden hand from injuries inflicted by tennis balls during the great Wimbledon revolution. It was hell and the umpires would only call me Patricia as they have a childish sense of humour and would crack up on calling my name in its new form. In 1979 and a 1/2 when I wasn?t born I joined a small liberation front for the humble Boll Weevils who were suffering the wrath of Nescafe in a bidding war for Cuba. I worked for months in their intelligence department and received a medal for 500 years service because as you well know the Boll weevil year is far shorter than our own. I then opted for retirement I was almost born, I had a good pension coming in and I had my place in the Weevil bible as a Moses styled character.
Following my time as a spy for the Boll Weevil intelligence network I was left with immense periods of time on my hands. Now by the teachings of Frankenstein and George A. Romero I developed a talent for knitting evil twins for cartoon animals. A steady trade for most of my early years, yet alas following the great cartoon depression of the mid nineties I was forced to file for bankruptcy and in so had to become Peter Ebdon for three weeks in the summer.
Jun 26, 2008 @ 09:33:32
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