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rondetto On about 8 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! May 28, 2020 @ 12:36:19
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defence. "You must swear to tell the complete truth. Do you understand?"
The client replied that he did. The lawyer then asked, "Do you know what will happen if you don't tell the truth?"
The client looked back and said, "I imagine that it's the only chance we've got of winning."
darkman666 3 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! May 28, 2020 @ 21:05:39
@rondetto Said

Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defence. "You must swear to tell the complete truth. Do you understand?"
The client replied that he did. The lawyer then asked, "Do you know what will happen if you don't tell the truth?"
The client looked back and said, "I imagine that it's the only chance we've got of winning."


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