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rondetto On September 13, 2019




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 03, 2019 @ 12:19:04
A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge.

The charges were read out, and she was asked how she pleaded. "Not guilty," the woman answered emphatically.

The prosecution council then approached the woman and said.

"Is it true that on the 11th of December, last year, you committed an act of gross indecency with a one-legged dwarf, who was waving a union jack, on the roof of a car, whilst travelling at over 100mph through the centre of London, in a blizzard?"

The woman composed herself, looked straight at the prosecution council and calmly said: "What was the date again?"
darkman666 On 42 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Sep 03, 2019 @ 20:34:32
@rondetto Said

A young woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge.

The charges were read out, and she was asked how she pleaded. "Not guilty," the woman answered emphatically.

The prosecution council then approached the woman and said.

"Is it true that on the 11th of December, last year, you committed an act of gross indecency with a one-legged dwarf, who was waving a union jack, on the roof of a car, whilst travelling at over 100mph through the centre of London, in a blizzard?"

The woman composed herself, looked straight at the prosecution council and calmly said: "What was the date again?"


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