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rondetto On about 20 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 06, 2023 @ 11:58:10
A bloke is visiting Texas and starts up a conversation with a Texan in a bar.

The Texan says 'Where are you from? '

The bloke says 'Do you know where New York is?'

The Texan says 'Sure I know NY.'

The man said 'Well you drive north for 6 hours, turn right go for another 3 hours,
catch a ferry for 6 hours then you are in Newfoundland.'

Texan said 'Gosh that's got to be close to China'

Man thinks on this for a while and says 'I think you are right
I work with a Chinese guy and I believe he goes home for dinner every day.'
Darkman666 On about 17 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 06, 2023 @ 17:39:00
@rondetto Said

A bloke is visiting Texas and starts up a conversation with a Texan in a bar.

The Texan says 'Where are you from? '

The bloke says 'Do you know where New York is?'

The Texan says 'Sure I know NY.'

The man said 'Well you drive north for 6 hours, turn right go for another 3 hours,
catch a ferry for 6 hours then you are in Newfoundland.'

Texan said 'Gosh that's got to be close to China'

Man thinks on this for a while and says 'I think you are right
I work with a Chinese guy and I believe he goes home for dinner every day.'




if i need go to china, wherever i go! i bring a shovel! where i stand, i start digging into the ground, and eventually, i hit china!
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