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treebee On April 13, 2015
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#61New Post! Nov 23, 2007 @ 19:43:49
and guzundas!
bendover On November 25, 2007

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Muff, Ireland
#62New Post! Nov 23, 2007 @ 19:45:08
@semi_precious_stone Said
And Borstal, corporal and capital punishment.

That will sort her out!

Damn her... us paying for her travel!


You still going on about what's her name. Oh It'll come to me.

What was I going to say. Oh Yes two posts in a row I had to do up there. Do you see that.

Two in a row.
At my age.
Without my via, viag, them wee blue tablets.

Come you young uns keep up.
bendover On November 25, 2007

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Muff, Ireland
#63New Post! Nov 23, 2007 @ 19:46:21
@semi_precious_stone Said
You know what - I didn't read this. Do you know why?

Because I can't afford to pay attention.


Pay Attention ?

Pay attention ?

That was an order when I was in the army.
bendover On November 25, 2007

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Muff, Ireland
#64New Post! Nov 23, 2007 @ 19:47:48
Look two in a row again, so soon after the last two.

My heart can't keep this up.

You young uns are slackers
treebee On April 13, 2015
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#65New Post! Nov 23, 2007 @ 19:48:42
why are mars bars so small nowdays?
semi_precious_stone On June 23, 2019




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#66New Post! Nov 23, 2007 @ 19:49:28
@bendover Said
Pay Attention ?

Pay attention ?

That was an order when I was in the army.


What was?

Pay attention? I thought the army paid you - not asked you to pay some one with a silly name.... why should you... I mean you need to save your money for when you get the rip off state pension.

What a bastard that Attention fellow must be!
treebee On April 13, 2015
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#67New Post! Nov 23, 2007 @ 19:50:03
and where is the guy who sold peanuts and toffee apples?
semi_precious_stone On June 23, 2019




, United Kingdom
#68New Post! Nov 23, 2007 @ 19:50:45
@bendover Said
Look two in a row again, so soon after the last two.

My heart can't keep this up.

You young uns are slackers


Bah -- I am too busy writing a letter to that Liz person who is spending my money!

Where does she live?
treebee On April 13, 2015
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#69New Post! Nov 23, 2007 @ 19:51:04
and why is there so much colour on the TV?
treebee On April 13, 2015
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London, United Kingdom
#70New Post! Nov 23, 2007 @ 19:51:14
all music sounds the same nowdays!
treebee On April 13, 2015
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#71New Post! Nov 23, 2007 @ 19:51:31
back in my day you would get a thick ear and be glad of it!
treebee On April 13, 2015
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London, United Kingdom
#72New Post! Nov 23, 2007 @ 19:52:02
Christmas! Christmas! when i was a kid you was lucky if you got a bag of nuts!
treebee On April 13, 2015
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#73New Post! Nov 23, 2007 @ 19:52:40
Policemen are all young now, back in my day they would kick you up the arse and send you on your way!
loveis On January 15, 2010
brat-inella


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In the mirror,
#74New Post! Nov 23, 2007 @ 19:53:02
@semi_precious_stone Said
I am grumpy today!

My dissertation has gone on strike and is refusing to write itself.
I threatened to sack it, but it laughed in my face - and then reminded me that I need it more than it needs me

Oh, and I am teething damned wisdom tooth - I have no wisdom - why do I need the f**king tooth


Almost spat my tea on the screen about the wisdom tooth remark.
x_Laura_x On April 02, 2024




Nowhere, United Kingdom
#75New Post! Nov 23, 2007 @ 19:53:14
Why the bloody hell do I insist on eating so many chocolate coins I feel sick?
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