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HiImDan On May 31, 2021




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! May 08, 2010 @ 19:30:48
Right across my table sat two old folks, one burger on the table. While I was eating, the guy cut the burger in half and started eating while his wife stared patiently. I felt so bad that I just could not resist but approached the table and offered to buy his wife a burger.

The old man said "thank you, but we can manage!"and continued eating the rest of the burger. Later on the guy drank half of the soda, and pushed it across to his wife. So I went back again and insisted to buy them another burger.

The old man replied " thank you but we've been sharing since we got married". "But Sir, your wife has not eaten anything yet?".

The old man replied "but of course, she's waiting for this" and he pulled his false teeth out and handed it to his wife!
JuanSmith On September 11, 2020
Shilsh-Aash yatasay





Near Eucalyptus Trees, Califor
#2New Post! May 08, 2010 @ 19:43:19
I'm scarred for life now
Grasshopper On November 06, 2017
Just me.





Fort Collins, Colorado
#3New Post! May 08, 2010 @ 19:53:42
Blech, poor lady!
_Samantha_ On May 19, 2010

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, United Kingdom
#4New Post! May 08, 2010 @ 19:58:51
Oh puke! Cheers for that babe, just put me off my tea!
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