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nothinsnew On September 15, 2009


The Coast, Australia
#1New Post! Jun 03, 2005 @ 00:06:16
I thought it was cool.

This is a true story. Please forward when you finish reading!

A little background: Neiman-Marcus, if you don't know already, is a very expensive shop; i.e. they sell a typical $8.00 t-shirt for $50.00.

Let's let them have it!


My daughter and I had just finished lunch at a Neiman-Marcus Cafe in Dallas.

Because both of us are such biscuit lovers, we decided to try the "Neiman-Marcus cookie". It was so excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe. The waitress said with a small frown, "I'm afraid not, but you can BUY the recipe." I asked how much, and she responded;
"Only two fifty - it's a great deal!" I agreed to that, and told her to add it to my bill.

Thirty days later, I got my VISA statement, and the Neiman-Marcus charge was $285.00. I looked at it again, and I remembered I had only spent $9.95 for two sandwiches and about $20.00 for a scarf. At the bottom of the statement, it said, "Cookie Recipe-$250.00". That was outrageous!

I called Neiman's Accounting Department and told them the waitress had said it was "two fifty", which clearly does not mean "two hundred and fifty dollars" by any reasonable interpretation of the phrase.

Neiman-Marcus refused to budge. They would not refund my money because, according to them; "What the waitress told you is not our problem. You have already seen the recipe. We absolutely will not refund your money."

I explained to the Accounting Department lady the criminal statutes which govern fraud in the state of Texas. I threatened to report them to the Better Business Bureau and the Texas Attorney General's office.

I was basically told: Do what you want. Don't bother thinking of how you can get even, and don't bother trying to get any of your money back"

I said, OK, you've got my $250, and now I'm going to have $250 worth of fun." I told her that I was going to see to it that every cookie lover in the world with an e-mail account gets a $250 cookie recipe from Neiman-Marcus... for free.

She replied, "I wish you wouldn't do that." I said, "Well, perhaps you should have thought of that before you RIPPED ME OFF!" and slammed down the phone.

So here it is!

Please pass it on to everyone you can possibly think of. I paid $250 for this, and I don't want Neiman-Marcus to EVER make another penny from this recipe!

NEIMAN-MARCUS COOKIES (Recipe may be halved)
2 cups butter
24 oz. chocolate chips
4 cups flour
2 cups brown sugar
2 tsp. (Bicarb) soda
1 tsp. salt
2 cups sugar
1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated). (Cadbury chocolate for Australians)
5 cups blended oatmeal
4 eggs
2 tsp. baking powder
2 tsp. vanilla
3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)

Measure oatmeal, and blend in a blender to a fine powder.

Cream the butter and both sugars.

Add eggs and vanilla, mix together with flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and Bicarb (soda).

Add chocolate chips, Hershey Bar, and nuts.

Roll into balls, and place two inches apart on a cookie sheet.

Bake for 10 minutes at (180) 375 degrees.

The above quantities make 112 cookies.

E-MAIL ADDRESS! This is not a joke-it's a true story .

noveltygun On January 05, 2022

seattle, Washington
#2New Post! Jun 03, 2005 @ 00:22:25
give props for this one
El_Tino On August 10, 2020

Albuquerque, New Mexico
#3New Post! Jun 03, 2005 @ 00:42:11
haha I think I've seen this before. Very nice
catlady On March 26, 2010

, Washington
#4New Post! Jun 03, 2005 @ 01:16:08
Now that's what I call regulatin'.
stew On August 05, 2012

Falkirk, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Jun 03, 2005 @ 01:22:59
haha go her and im gonna try that recipe out! lol
stenise On June 24, 2007

Little Rock, Arkansas
#6New Post! Jun 03, 2005 @ 01:28:50
misunderstood On June 24, 2014
Persuasive Madam!

How about you come find me....
#7New Post! Jun 03, 2005 @ 12:19:30

It's honestly true?! Then I'm gonna email it to all my friends!
angel21 On May 22, 2009

Co. Durham, United Kingdom
#8New Post! Jun 03, 2005 @ 12:20:21
same hear ive already saved it to my computer.
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