I saw a UFO

So i;m sitting out side, watching SPLICE, and I see a shooting star.( Bout 5min ago) The sky is completely covered with clouds.. So i have determined it to be an Alien UFO.

I expect to be abducted shortly.

Not a shooting star?

o.o No. It's cloudy, so it could only have been aliens.
The aliens have come for me.

Right, so shooting stars don't travel under clouds?

I love seeing UFOs. Haven't seen any in a while though.

o.o Nope. Only aliens do.

I had a UFO in my room the other night

Ok.

Oh wow I just saw one too!!! Oh.....No....Wait. It was a moth, just a moth.

I thought I saw one, but it was just a fat pigeon.

The hag, an Un Funny Object? Did she have fava beans?

O_O Thats what they want you to think!!
They havea cloaking device that lets the appear like normal things, like shooting stars, pidgeons or moths!!

Also: Mail Boxes, caf?s, telephone poles, stray animals, homeless people, cars, trucks, trees.

If you see any of these things: Beware!

Thanks for the heads up.

o.o `The only way to tell if these things are actually aliens is to urinate on them.
I make sure to urinate on everything in my neighbourhood every three weeks to check for aliens.