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Husband and wife had a quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

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HiImDan

Cleveland, the boil on the but

Apr 24, 2010 @ 20:34:28

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'"

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'

newmexicodan

roswell,

Apr 24, 2010 @ 22:14:33

Another good one,Dan!

hedkandi1984_21

London, United Kingdom

Apr 24, 2010 @ 22:21:18

imagine being disappointed for 40 years. . . .bad times!

Lili

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Sunshine Land,

Apr 24, 2010 @ 22:40:54

Fortuna

A Small Town, Texas

Apr 25, 2010 @ 02:35:29

[smile]https://i.tfster.com/cache/img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/hells/nelle/clever6613.gif">

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