How do I date Homer SImpson?

I know I have to get past Marge and everything, but how?

you cant, Mindy tried and Larleen and they both ended up drunk and alone.

accidently bump into him down at mo's place ...marge never goes there ...oh by the way ..i hope you're in good shape because i've seen pictures of marge naked and i've got to say ..she is really well put together ...and homer is a very discerning guy .

i'd check into a clinic, first then see how you feel after electric shock therapy

hey hey, loosen up!

Um just date a fat bald man child

you would probably have a better shot with flanders

oh God, Flanders is so boring! I like stupid good looking guys who knows how to have fun bc I'm that type of girl.

Your a stupid good looking guy who likes to have fun?

Stupid is the new cool, so yeah, only I'm not a guy

Errrrrrm no...

Stupid is the new, hmmmm what is the word I am looking for...

...Oh yes stupid.