How Do Your Feet Smell Right Now?

My feet ;D

Oh yeah.

Speaking of which...

*Leans down and sniffs ForumNazi's feet.*

Oh wow! No wonder your roommates fled your foot stench.

well you can rub my left foot gently, VERY GENTLY. Due to the fact it is wrapped right now and it is hurting bad.

Alright. I'll be as gentle as I possibly can.

*Lightly runs his fingers up and down the top of her left foot to try and ease the swelling/test out how sore her foot was.*

Aww such a gentleman!

*Goes slightly harder as he rubs the sides of her foot, slowly working his way up to her ankle.*

How does that feel?

It feels good, now I need to find someone to do that in real life.

See a reflexologist or a massage therapist if you can. It'll probably help out quite a bit, although you should probably at least wear clean socks when you do. Don't wanna have the poor fellow passing out from getting a lungful of foot funk.

*Wiggles my toes within noseshot of someone.*

*Does it again.*

Anyone have smelly feets?

Looking back at the poll, I'm kind of curious to see who chose 'almost as bad as Skunky's.'

I need to find my other slipper. How am I supposed to make my feet really ripe of I can't find my smelly slippers?

I'm getting ready to go cut the grass - ask me in about an hour

Will do.