How Do Your Feet Smell Right Now?

'till I shower.' That's rich!

is a 4 the best it gets?

eat garlic.
you'll stink so much no one will notice your feet.

Oh no. A four is the day that I shower and then wear clean socks for only about 5 hours. My feet get very smelly very quickly, you see. Normally, they're at least an 8 and that's just from wearing the same socks for two days.

that might be the issue.
no new socks n undies every morning?

No, I wear fresh undies. I just don't change my socks too often.

*Innocently bumps the thread with my stinky feet.*

My feet at the moment smell like the smell of them being overly sedated in sweat and mud. Like I chased out my roommates last night cause of the overly funky smell. Cause I hurt my ankle and it has to be propped up. So more air circulation to it...If you catch my drift...


Haha....you get it? Drift..

Man, your roommates are so lucky.

I-I mean, uhhhh... 'eww, gross... stinky feet.'

You're just jelly that you aren't here to experience the magnificent odor coming from my feet.

Whaaaat? Pfft... No. That's crazy talk! Why would I wanna... be in the same room... as your... smelly.....

Maybe just a bit.

-pats his head-

Now, now if only you were near me.

You're just jelly that you aren't here to experience the magnificent odor coming from my feet.

you put peanut butter with grape jelly in your sock. then put two piece of bread over your sock. you make a good pb & j sandwich out of your sock. hmmm, good! of course, you put pb & jelly in your shoe. then you would be loafing around all day. that is really not that funny post, I made. sometimes, I could be a heel on these posts.

Maybe point your feet towards Canada and I'll be able to catch a whiff of them.

But you may enjoy that a little too much!

Nuh uh. I mean, sure I'd probably be sniffing for a while, but...

Wait, what were we talking about?