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rondetto On about 19 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 04, 2021 @ 09:45:22
Billy Brown decided it was time to buy a new house, so he decided to sell his old house and put the matter in an estate agent's hands.
The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading. After Bill read it, he turned to the agent and asked, 'Does my house really have everything your ad says it does?'
The agent said, 'It certainly does. Why do you ask?'
Bill replied, 'Cancel the sale. It's exactly what I'm looking for!'
darkman666 On about 6 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 05, 2021 @ 01:53:17
@rondetto Said

Billy Brown decided it was time to buy a new house, so he decided to sell his old house and put the matter in an estate agent's hands.
The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading. After Bill read it, he turned to the agent and asked, 'Does my house really have everything your ad says it does?'
The agent said, 'It certainly does. Why do you ask?'
Bill replied, 'Cancel the sale. It's exactly what I'm looking for!'


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