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rondetto On about 23 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Apr 19, 2009 @ 13:15:02
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. ..so he reduced altitude and, spot's a woman below.
He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me,can you help me?

I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and
41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be in IT," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is I'm still lost.
Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or
where you're going.You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot
air.
You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect
people beneath you to solve your problems.







The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we
met, but now, somehow, it's my f***ing fault."
Sonnet On May 13, 2009

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#2New Post! Apr 19, 2009 @ 13:21:58
loveis On January 15, 2010
brat-inella


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In the mirror,
#3New Post! Apr 19, 2009 @ 17:43:51
JosieJ On May 07, 2009

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agentville,
#4New Post! Apr 19, 2009 @ 17:48:13
Too true
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