A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
* * *
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
* * *
A successful man is one who makes more money
Than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
* * *
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot
And love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
& not try to understand her at all.
* * *
Married men lived longer than single man,
But married men are a lot more willing to die.
* * *
Any married man should forget his mistakes,
there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
* * *
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
* * *
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
But he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
And she does.
* * *
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that
Is the beginning of a new argument.
* * *
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman
- before marriage and after marriage.
May 19, 2009 @ 15:18:36
