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rondetto On about 21 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Apr 12, 2011 @ 14:38:53
Dr. Watson and Sherlock Holmes were walking through the park when they passed three women eating bananas.
"Ah", said Holmes, " I see a spinster, a prostitute and a newlywed."
"Amazing, Holmes!", said Dr Watson, "How did you deduce that?"
"Elementary, my dear Watson. "See how the spinster breaks the banana into small pieces before possing them into her mouth? Whilst the prostitute in the middle holds the banana in both hands."
"Yes, Holmes, but how do you know the other one is newlywed?"
"Well", said Holmes," she's holding the banana with one hand and thumping herself on the back of the head with the other."
eli On July 18, 2011

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Crazy like a Fox,
#2New Post! Apr 12, 2011 @ 14:40:27
oh wow. I have to share that with my facebook friends =D
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