A very good looking lady had to change home and go to live in California. She had not much money so her only belongings were a bag and cage with her beloved animal, a parrot.
She eventually took the route 66 and did hitch hiking. Since she was a stunning woman, nearly all the truck drivers stopped by to give her a lift. However, every time they had done about 50 miles the truck drivers did put their hand on her knee and ask her whether she would like to sleep with him. When she denied sex, they would stop, insult her and through her out. Her, the bag, and the parrot.
After having suffered this treatment several times, she was unsure whether still to accept a lift from a truck, when suddenly an old and completely rotten truck, carrying a load of chickens, turned up.
The driver was old but kind and did not have any particular intention in her regard. He had only one desire: "Look, we have too little space here for the parrot. Put him in the back, together with the chicken, he will travel well anyway. She thought about it a second, then agreed and they discharged the parrot together with the chicken.
The trip went on pleasantly when suddenly after half an hour they where stopped by a police car. When the old driver was asking what was going on the agent said: Well, you are loosing all of your chickens on the road!
They could not belief it and when him and the women turned backwards to look through the little window of the truck to understand what was going on, they were right on time to see the parrot who took a chicken at the neck, throwing her out of the back door on the road while screaming:
What? You don't want? Then get the f*** out of here!
Oct 06, 2007 @ 15:40:41
I want that parrot!
