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rondetto On about 8 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jun 15, 2022 @ 11:59:25
Headstones:


In this grave lies Molly COX
Who gave 10,000 men the pox
Here she lies to be forgotten,
Her heart was good but the rest was rotten.
_________

Beneath this stone my wife doth lie
Now she's at rest and so am I.
_________

HEREIN LIES OUR BRAVE CAPTAIN
WE USED TO CALL HIM SKIPPER
HE SMOKED JUST LIKE A CHIMNEY POT
HE STUNK JUST LIKE A KIPPER
__________

Here lies a man named Zeke.
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek.
_________

"Lord she is thine". (Should have been)
However, time has eroded the last letter so it now reads
"Lord she is thin"
_________
Hawkeye666 On July 02, 2022




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jun 15, 2022 @ 17:24:54
@rondetto Said

Headstones:


In this grave lies Molly COX
Who gave 10,000 men the pox
Here she lies to be forgotten,
Her heart was good but the rest was rotten.
_________

Beneath this stone my wife doth lie
Now she's at rest and so am I.
_________

HEREIN LIES OUR BRAVE CAPTAIN
WE USED TO CALL HIM SKIPPER
HE SMOKED JUST LIKE A CHIMNEY POT
HE STUNK JUST LIKE A KIPPER
__________

Here lies a man named Zeke.
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek.
_________

"Lord she is thine". (Should have been)
However, time has eroded the last letter so it now reads
"Lord she is thin"
_________





here is a woman
in the first time in my life,
has figure out a way
to get out of our first date!
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