Halloween

@rondetto Said

THE HALLOWEEN DICTIONARY!
Bobbing Apples:
What happens when you leave your bra off while running.
Frankenstein:
Hot dog and a mug of beer.
Full moon:
What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.
Goblin:
How you eat the snickers bars you got for Halloween.
Invisible Man:
What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done.
Also, see "Mr. Hyde."
Jack O' Lantern:
An Irish Pumpkin.
Mummy:
Who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.
Pumpkin Patch:
What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.
Skeleton:
Any supermodel.
Vampire Bat:
What Dracula hits a baseball with.
Witch:
See "Mother-in-Law."
Zombie:
You, before that first cup of morning coffee.