Grumpy people

Just tell him to take a f*** out on himself as you are leaving him for a better guy whom shall respect you more.

Me to it's lovely

I can't do that he's going away for 9 months soon.

Grrr!!!! You need shaking, stop feeling guilty about being "nasty", he is the one who is treating you like s*** and I think you need to play him at his own game!

He can have my wrinkles i don't mind.

It's not that easy

Jus cut is ead off! Dat will get is attention!

On a serious note i am grumpy today, because my minions have not filled my tankard with beer, some sbob thought it would nice to have a 30 deceble conversation under my window at 3 in the morning, and I work with a bunch of numpties who cant follow rules! Simple ones at that.

pant pant pant, and breathe......

Calm again, you can come out from under the sofa now Delta.

was just calling in reinforcements thank you very much

Wos dem whirly fings!

Hefts axe, hmm!