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LedZap On January 28, 2010

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In a nightmare,
#1New Post! Jun 06, 2009 @ 23:00:48
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?
He replies, "Yes, caffeine."
"Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job," the inter-viewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
flange666 On May 02, 2012




, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Jun 06, 2009 @ 23:01:47
Soooooooooo true
spikeymarc On December 12, 2009




Stirling, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Jun 06, 2009 @ 23:02:37
Lol
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