this topic with goddammit - remind me - this joke about this cardinal and this nun.
this cardinal is playing golf on a golf course, and his assistance, his nun Friday is there for his support. the cardinal really sucks at golf.
every time, the cardinal missed the ball or shoot it far away he is aiming. he said loudly, " godammit!, godammit! " the nun Friday tell him, " god will strike dead, if you use his name in vain, he will strike down with lightning! "
they finally reach 18th hole, and now, the old cardinal miss 40th swing and connecting the golf ball. he just pick up the ball through at the hole, and still miss the hole. then he break his golf club in half, and said " goddamit! " another 20 times screaming.
the nun Friday forty times said to the cardinal, " god will strike down , you keep using his name in vain. and the forty times, the cardinal said the nun Friday, " would the hell shut up, you old b****! "
all sudden, in the sky, dark clouds and thunders will exploding in the sky. all sudden, one of the biggest lighting, you ever see come out of the sky, and strike down the old nun.
the cardinal was in shock, looking at his best friend dead as a door knob. all sudden, the sky starting to clear up, god put his head out the sky. he seen what he done, and he got very angry, then he said:
GODAMITT, I MISS !!