God is talking to Adam in the garden of eden about the creation of a woman.

GOD: Adam how would you like to have a woman to live with you in the garden?

ADAM: What is a woman?

GOD: A creature like you but much prettier and she'll cook for you,clean for you,keep you healthy, give you children,take care of you and never ever give any problems and please you in ways you could never ever imagine,But It will cost you...A lot

ADAM: How much?

GOD: An Arm and a Leg!

ADAM: taking a moment to think it through and after a long pause, he ask's,God, what can I get for a rib?

Ulcers, High Blood Pressure, Anxiety, Shame, and Belittlement. Would you like to know more?

J.R.