I'm thinking that god should have given us a list of our "God given rights"... from the very beginning.
God: "Ok... Adam & Eve! Listen up."
Adam and Eve stop making whoopee behind the "tree", and jump to attention: "Yes Father!?"
God: "1st, I've just given you the ability to read. However, you are responsible for teaching your children how to read from now on."
Adam: "What are "children"?"
Eve: "Hush honey... I'll explain al that later."
God: "2nd, I have written down two... 2... sets of things for you.
A) Your "God given rights". All of humanity.... EVERY SINGLE HUMAN... gets these rights... So let it be written, read and done.
B) The Ten...10... Commandments. These are the basic rules. I expect you to follow these rules.
If you don't follow these rules you are going to be in a lot of trouble with me.
I have this buddy of mine, Lucifer... he also goes by the name Satan... he's my man man... kind of a Samuel L. Jackson bad-ass dude. He takes care of "business" for me... the "dirty work" one might say... you don't want to get on his bad side. I'm actually pretty forgiving, but he isn't... and I've given him a lot of responsibility and latitude when it comes to doing his job.
Adam: "I'm not sure."
God... sighs: "Ok pay attention... I've just created a really cool fruit tree. Its fruit tastes a bit bitter, but it is important. I call the fruit 'the fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil". You and Eve are going to have to eat this fruit. In fact, your going to have to grow lots of this fruit and share it with all of humanity... like forever... so they get "it"... fully understand their rights and the rules. Got it?"
Adam: "I think so."
God: "Eve... your going to need to help me with Adam. I know it is going to be a big challenge, but I know you can do it... Adam is a bit slow... Can you look after him for me?"
Eve: "Yes Sir... I'm on it."
And the rest is history....