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rondetto On about 14 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Oct 19, 2019 @ 09:25:33
Paddy goes into a bar in Rhyl and says to the barman: "A pint for yourself and drinks all around."
The barman thanks him and as Paddy goes to leave he asks for payment. "Sorry," says Paddy. "Got no money." So the barman gives hi a good hiding and kicks him out.
The following night Paddy goes to the bar and says to the barman.
"A pint for yourself and drinks all round." Everyone thanks him and when Paddy is asked for payment he says he has no money, so the barman gives him and even worse hiding.
The following night Paddy goes into the bar and says: Drinks for all these people in the bar."
The barman says: "What none for me?"
Paddy says: "No, you get violent when you've had a drink."
darkman666 On 23 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Oct 19, 2019 @ 16:46:55
@rondetto Said

Paddy goes into a bar in Rhyl and says to the barman: "A pint for yourself and drinks all around."
The barman thanks him and as Paddy goes to leave he asks for payment. "Sorry," says Paddy. "Got no money." So the barman gives hi a good hiding and kicks him out.
The following night Paddy goes to the bar and says to the barman.
"A pint for yourself and drinks all round." Everyone thanks him and when Paddy is asked for payment he says he has no money, so the barman gives him and even worse hiding.
The following night Paddy goes into the bar and says: Drinks for all these people in the bar."
The barman says: "What none for me?"
Paddy says: "No, you get violent when you've had a drink."


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