Funny Lame Pick-Up Lines lol

Extremely Lame Pick Up Lines

1. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

2. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

3. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

4. I like every bone in your body especially mine.

5. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

6. Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?

7. Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

8. Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.

9. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

10. Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.

11. If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays

12. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

13. You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

14. I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

15. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

16. If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

17. How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out

18. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

19. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

20. Can I have fries with that shake!

21. I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.

22. You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

23. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

24. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

25. Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?

26. Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

27. Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.

28. Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.

29. My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!

30. I'd look good on you.

31. When does your centerfold come out.

32. So do ya wanna see something really swell?

33. I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

34. I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.

35. Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

36. Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?

37. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

38. You have nice legs. What time do they open?

39. Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?

40. Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.

41. Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass!

42. Are those pants from outer space? Cause that a** is out of this world.

43. You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

44. Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!

45. Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.

46. If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?

where u get them from?

www.DavesDaily.com it's a great site, you can spend hours on that site! They've got all kinds of stuff there, pictures video clips, weird, funny, bizzarre news, it's great!

Those are nice.

Here are a couple more I like.

Did you just fart, because you blew me away.

Are you a tacco, because you make my heart burn.

in my chinese book. (i study chinese at school)
it has a pickup lines section and one of them is
"you look like some cousin of mine"

That one's my favorite because it doesn't even sound like a pick-up line! It's just a statment!

someone used that one on me once!

Damn!

Did the guy get lucky?

Isn't a pick-up line about innuendo? Where's the innuendo in saying that your clothes would look good on the floor? Why not just ask if they want to have sex with you?

well, it was more kind of a joke, I asked him what he thought of this shirt I was thinking of buying and he said it'd look great on his bedroom floor. I thought it was funny, so it was ok.

But then my boyfriend flipped out when I told him about it, that was a mistake. I only mentioned it cause I thought it was funny...

Damn. It sounds funny. He should have just took it for what it was, a harmless joke.

yeah, well he was pretty unstable, not a good situation, I'm glad that's over! I shouldn't have wasted as much time as I did with him.

I'm glad it's all over. I remember it now . . .

Do pickup lines ever work when a lot of alcohol isn't involved?

I have two more:

1. Can you help me with my math homework? We can go back to my house,
subtract our clothes, add a bed, devide your legs and multiply.

2. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

That reminds me of a non-pick up line I head once:

"I don't like cocaine, I just like the smell of it."

"Hey babe, you smell pretty. Wanna smell me?" - Johnny Bravo