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rondetto On about 4 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 08, 2017 @ 13:01:01
Elaine went to visit the much heralded local fortune-teller.

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Elaine stared at the woman's haggard face, then at the single, flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Do you think I will get away with it?"
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 08, 2017 @ 14:47:32
@rondetto Said

Elaine went to visit the much heralded local fortune-teller.

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Elaine stared at the woman's haggard face, then at the single, flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Do you think I will get away with it?"



rondetto On about 4 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Jan 08, 2017 @ 16:34:36
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#4New Post! Jan 08, 2017 @ 16:58:55
@rondetto Said




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